- Magdiel: DON'T ADD HIM
- Me: lol dude
- Magdiel: Lol I'm gonna speed things along
- Me: I already know him -___- he's my cousin's ex
- Magdiel: I hate taking things slow man I'm gonna be like "let's go out tomorrow" or something
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Me: LOLJK I'M DOING A LOT OF JK'S LATELY
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Magdiel: WHAT
- Me: I SAID J FUCKING K
- Magdiel: FUCK YOU I DON'T LIKE YOU
- Magdiel: OMG
- Me: YOU LOVE ME
- Magdiel: LOL I KNOW
- Me: AND IF I WERE A SLIM GERMAN GAY BOY
- Me: YOU WOULD PUT IT IN MY POOPER
- Me: SO SHUT UP
