• Dad: Claudia.
• Dad: CLAUDIA.
• Me: Yeeesss?
• Dad: The debate's about to start. The one in Jacksonville!
• Me: Oh, wow, I almost forgot! Thank you! What channel?
• Dad: CNN.
• Me: Do you want to watch it together?
• Dad: No.
• Me: ...
• Dad: You're too liberal to watch these things with.
• Dad: You're going to blog the entire thing, anyways.
• Dad: Like anybody even reads your blog.
• Dad: Socialist.